
Journalists are fated to wield the rigid shaft of a career so dangerous, so unfortunate, that we figure education should be the least of our worries. I am a woman on a mission. A student on the path of a BJ so fierce, so mind-numbing, toe-curling and earth-shattering, I plan to spend four years taking it like I’m being paid to do so. Perhaps my payment is the gratification of earning my BJ, however I won’t receive my well-deserved certification from this particular institution. I must part, zipping up my BJ in the pursuit of another series of face-contorting challenges in The Big Stink: Toronto.
I settled hard and fast on sucking it up and finishing my first-year BJ before relocating. I believe my decision to leave began based on distance, a longing for the cozy warmth of the nest as opposed to the uncomfortably stiff feeling of my bones, far from home. A Carleton J-School virgin, I wasn’t sure what I was going to take away from my BJ. Upon entering J1000, one is quick to find they will not be frolicking to a newsroom or beating down on a source in the pursuit of something truly significant, interesting, and new. Let it be known however that without my J1000
de-virginizing, I would not have had the importance of SIN, or any other news value for that matter, permanently tattooed on the one-tenth of my brain now totally devoted to my little BJ.
Using a firm tone and fresh perspective, one is quick to realize that the School of Journalism means business when conquering a BJ and will therefore lay you down not so gently and whip your ass out of BJ virgin territory and into tip-top shape. Said ass-kicking occasionally results in a pub run (or twelve), but it is hardly debatable that one’s potential turn to alcoholism is unrelated to the BJ trail. CU Journalism manages to penetrate the semi-conscious brain, infusing dreams and aspirations of a life beyond J1000 in a world where “I like it rough” will nay ye surmount the wrath of the public and press.
Young minds, you will stare into the recesses of thought-provoking and sometimes downright vile pieces of photography, learn the ins and outs of ethics, interviews, and sentence structure, and by God, you WILL walk out of here in the words of a certain J1000 professor, “with a BJ under your belt”. My experience was not always pleasurable, perhaps sometimes a little uncomfortable, but never unbearable and indeed, at the very least, satisfactory.
So hold strong my fellow BJ students. Be bold! Be daring! Tears may flow, fists may fly, yelps may emerge, but do not part until you have finished what you started. I took my BJ like a man, but now I take it elsewhere.; I depart zipped, equipped, and ready to grit my teeth through the next sequence of BJ blunders.
Sincerely satisfied,
S.